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why does garfield actually hatemondays he has litearlly no job and he does fuck all anywway so why does he hate mondays so much they mean nothing to him   i forgot where this wasfirst brought up but im still contemplating it

He hates Mondays in order to better relate with the bland white collar workers who would actually be reading his comic. There is no in-universe reason for Garfield to hate them, but there’s no in-universe reason for Garfield to do anything. The comic strip was created from the bottom up to make money. That’s it. The entire thing is nothing but a cash grab. But, If I were to give Garfield a reason for hating Mondays it would be because he doesn’t receive his million dollar check that day.